When appropriate - I ask people to tell me a few things about themselves that have nothing to do with their job/career. This helps me remember somebody as an avid acrobat instead of a boring salesperson.

I think my costco has the combo Dark chocolate sea salt and Madagascar vanilla almond.

Your Costco has the Maple Pecan Sea Salt!?! Fucking Fuck! Mine has the combo box of dark chocolate something (has dairy) and another flavor that I can’t remember because I don’t eat dairy so there’s no point in remembering what I won’t buy.
I didn’t realize they even MADE costco boxes of the maple pecan.

it looks like some scary zombie baby that i can’t unsee.

I appreciate that you always ask the important questions.
(This is not sarcasm)

I had to fly home on Christmas Even for a funeral last year. When I got off the plane I said something along the lines of “you had no way of knowing this, but I’m going back for a funeral” and broke down in tears. Somehow I managed to thank the flight attendants and crew for my non eventful flight, the connections all…

That line squicked me so much I stopped reading.

Can you change that ticket and go somewhere else?
(mostly a joke)

I’m a folder too! I just stack them and fold them in half though. I have more than one type of sock, tbh having a basket full of the same socks makes my brain twitch. I like my pairs to wear out at the same time.

I can’t stop staring at this picture.

did she get her strings trimmed? It might help...
Also, the strings soften up over time.

poopedpants

For real! I’ve also noticed when friends buy a house the house become their hobby, whether that was the intention or not. I do not want my living space to have that kind of hold on me.

I kind of like the top with short sleeves! But I wear shorts and a tshirt to the beach, so I’m pretty sure my bathing suit opinion doesn’t matter. :\

Discovery Health used to be my faaaaaavorite channel. It grossed my entire family out because I could sit there and watch open heart surgery while eating dinner.

The idea ofa “do not buy” section on the grocery list saved us from buying a 5th bottle of BBQ sauce recently. It’ll stay on the list for a long long time.

Whiskey for me, but it's still a fun Friday!

I like to call the company chatterbox. Sometimes I make up a question to ask, sometimes I actually have a question... but I can always count on this person to keep me on the phone for 20 minutes longer than I need them to.
On days I’m not in the mood to fuck around I cut them off with a “thanks for your help! Have a…

Never forget...... Star Trek TNG! (sorry if this image ends up massive, I’ve never posted an image in a comment before)

I’ve definitely brought in a sandwich and an empty (reusable) water bottle without hiding it or having an issue. I always open the lid to show it’s empty.