I told my partner if he didn’t unball his socks and button his shirts before putting them in the hamper I would wash them. He called my bluff and had very few clean clothes for a few weeks.

I don’t use a top sheet either.
The husband and I just had a “are we gross people?” conversation this weekend. We do not wash our sheets that often (maybe every 2-3 weeks) but we both shower before bed.

Also filed under “things I’d rather be doing than sitting at my desk pretending to work”

Came here to say the same thing about Shev-ro-let.
I was wondering if I grew up in a bubble in Detroit where everybody knows how to pronounce Chevrolet (or says Chevy, not to be confused with Chevys Fresh Mex).

:( I’m going to be sad for days because this visual will not leave my brain.

Sometimes my friend and I text “i just sneezed to hard :: some sort of sad face emoji ::”
It’s the pits. There was a 6 month time frame when I would get some sort of allergic reaction when i was on my period. For ~24 hours I would just sneeze and blow my nose and the next day I was totally 100% fine. It was so stupid…

This! I only shower after I go to the gym (which is 3-4 days a week). I soap the 3 necessary areas and go on with my day. My skin is way less oily than it used to be and I rarely need lotion.

dry shampoo!!!!
I used to have very fine gross greasy hair... it’s still really fine but it is nowhere near as oily. It took a month or two for my head to get used to it, but now I only wash my hair twice a week!
It also helps give your hair a little bit of volume. My coworker has a similar thing going on with her hair…

Yes, I was.

I’m 33, I wouldn’t call myself a millennial! I’m using my own measuring stick of “I didn’t grow up with a cell phone in my hand” though.

I was just thinking the same thing.
Although, I recently taught my boss (a CPA) the wonders of F2 and holding ctrl + cursor key and his mind was blown.

I add a new windows related keyboard short cut to my mind bank every week or so, I’ve been doing it for years and it’s been really helpful to actually maintain these…

A+

I’m 2 inches away from my middle splits. This is inspiring me to make it happen soon!!!

I gulped down my hot coffee too fast to prevent a spit take on the monitor, while yelping in terror about the picture on my screen. I’m glad nobody witnessed that moment.

Agreed. It isn’t just him, it’s all the remaining staff that doesn't get laid off.

I changed my name to the husbands to get rid of my father’s last name. He’s a POS con-artist and I was sick of getting calls from debt collectors. While it’s easy enough for any good debt collector to find me, it took 4 years for another phone call after I legally changed my name.
Looking back at it, I wish I would…

My brother in law is a teacher in Michigan. He’s had a pay cut every year for the past few years to the point where his parents are helping him buy groceries. He had to move from his one bedroom back to renting a room in his friend’s house just to be able to afford rent.

Came here to say somewhat the same thing. I do the vegan thing, and while it’s easy to eat a garbage diet while vegan I choose not to do that.

We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears...errr orcas!

Hah, my parents continually yelled at me about me and my damn liberal friends ruining everything all last weekend. Somehow Sea World came up, which is totally my fault because I’m a liberal vegan.