That’s actually a good (and totally obvious) point that I didn’t consider.
I do my own shopping, so I sometimes forget that people have partners who buy things off of a shopping list.

If you’re offering... sure!

Thong pads is such a weird thing to me. I can’t imagine making something so uncomfortable (in my opinion) even more uncomfortable.

All of the replies to this comment makes me think I’m the only menstruating person who buys tampons when my period is done, that way I have them when it starts again. I’ve never once had to ask somebody to go buy me tampons.

He dumped her - at the male Yale party!
Although, she really should have done the dumping much earlier. Or never got back together with him after breaking up his marriage.

Once my mom asked me to go shopping with her. I thought we were going for pants and shirts and the like.

I refer to it as my period, most of the time. When I’m not calling it my period it’s because I’m texting the husband to say “The red comet is in orbit” which is a reference from Super Mario Galaxy. I do not use any other euphemisms with friends or strangers.

Agree 100%

Have you ever listened to the podcast Gilmore Guys? Sometimes Jason is on it and I can’t listen to his episodes without laughing my ass off.

I loved that movie so much! The “you can say that again” scene in the bar made me stop the movie and wait for the husbot to get home so I could make him watch it with me.

Absolutely. I bought a Batman tank top/ panty combo from Target last year with the same goal.

I’m curious where he grew up. I’ve been living in Oakland for over 8 years (working in SF for 3 of those years). I see the same “riff raff” on my walk to work every morning. Guess what? It isn’t difficult to smile and pass along some protein / clif / whatever bars and a bottle of water. Sure, it isn’t a solution to…

I cut my burritos in half because I can’t eat dairy, and for whatever reason the cooks at the taqueria down the street from me put cheese on my burrito 50% of the time... even though I order it regular. It’s not even “burrito minus cheese.” Regular at this place means “no cheese or sour cream”

platter, because that means I’m at an Ethiopian restaurant.

Bowls all the way**

I was going to ask “What, no built in Instacart app?” until I realized that Seamless is up there so why take the time to cook the groceries somebody else picks out for you?

(Un)related, I get very annoyed every time I’m at the grocery store and an Instacart person runs into me with the cart or basket because they’re…

WTF?!? Also, why is the registration not rounded to a dollar amount? When my rent went up last year they charged me the EXACT amount.... $xxxx.43 Fucking round up or round down! The first month I forgot and they sent me a note saying they would let it slide and not charge me the late fee this time, but only if I tack…

The important issue here is she’s coughing into her hand, not her elbow.

That’s reason enough for me to WANT to pay it with a credit card. Just to spite them.
Some places have all of the billing done automatically, so its likely nobody ever sees that an invoice for that little goes out. In my case, it was a small business, with human people doing the billing.

Oh, I misread the straight from his checking part.
Wow, I guess it’s easy enough to get somebody’s checking account number... but I can’t believe the bank allowed that without notifying their customer!