The only story line of the SATC movie I liked was Miranda and Steve’s story line.

I wonder what her thought process was at the time.

Currently on BART (SF Bay Area) listening to somebody watch sports on their tablet. No headphones.

Oh, nice! I am not interested in eating vegetable pasta, but I do like the idea of shoe string veggies for stir fry.

Did you get the vegetti?

My wedding was 4 minutes long. There wasn’t enough time to cry.

Yep! Well played, Bobby!

I just ask people if they’d like to be friends. It’s hard making friends as an adult and being direct helps cut through the bullshit.

I’m currently traveling in Sweden and ended up talking with an Australian woman while waiting for a ferry. We went to a museum together and then running into each other at a different museum later in the afternoon.

This was such a huge fear of mine that I wouldn’t even feel safe having sex with a condom while on the pill. Because of course the abortion wouldn’t work either. And somehow I would never notice any weight gain because I eat too many burritos so I’m always carrying a food baby.

See also: removal of ceiling spiders.

I worked at the snack bar in a bowling alley in metro Detroit when I was a teenager. The bowling alley also had a comedy club attached to it. Pauly Shore came to our comedy club and I had to work that night making onion rings, cheese sticks and fries for all of the drunk assholes who thought spending money on a ticket…

I love every single thing about Garak. Sometimes I put on a good Garak episode before falling asleep because I think is voice is crazy sexy. Garak is the only character I've ever had a crush on, it was confusing for a while but I've come to terms with it.

Marijuana is the best after traveling! I’m currently in Europe and was just thinking about how I can’t wait to get home, smoke a bowl, shower and then pass the fuck out in my own bed.

oh my gosh. I was just staying in a hotel with heated floors in the bathroom and it was the best luxury I’ve ever experienced.

I usually just get the eggplant and water droplets combo. Sometimes with a winky face. Sometimes with a question mark.

I like kombucha too. Not all of it, and sometimes I leave the especially large goobers. But ginger kombucha - delicious! There’s something about the fermentation and ginger that I really enjoy.

Haha. My brother would get hamburgers at Mexican restaurants and spaghetti at Greek restaurants. When he visits he stops at the store and gets a pack of hotdogs and a tray of Oreos.

This times a thousand. I usually have to remind my partner to talk to his friends about whatever problems he’s having and not to rely completely on me. Hell, there’s even times when we’re pissed at each other and I have to encourage him to go to his friend’s house, play video games, and complain about me.

I do not feel the same way about counters. Sinks, maybe. Usually what happens around cleaning time is I go smoke a bowl and get to work on the task that takes the longest (see, scrubbing the shower tile grout) while husbot does everything else.