Sometimes I make a to-do list before I get stoned... it’s helpful when I want to be productive and stoned at the same time. Then I end up sitting in the shower scrubbing the grout with a toothbrush for 3 hours before calling it a day.

Husbot and I had 2 full tables of people we didn’t know at our wedding. Apparently there was a clause somewhere that said his mother could invite these people as payback for all of the weddings she had to go to.

I had the same thought, I didn’t notice it when I was younger and I don’t notice it now.

I imagine these would be much better if they were the size of a cigar. As an added bonus the waffle cone to ice cream ratio would be better.

Thank you for bringing up this point. I worked at the coffee bar inside of whole foods for a year and we couldn’t accept tips. It got really annoying having to explain it over and over so I finally suggested we donate our tips. We rotated the organization every month so all baristas had a chance to pick.

As long as you're both secure in your relationship, it's funny! We made a divorce store joke in front of some friends once at at first they were very uncomfortable. However, our good friends know it will never happen. Our individual weirdness compliments each other in the best way possible, we're in it for life.

Grapes on his belly! I love that.

We used to call it the document store. Divorce store just sounds better.

I wish unlimited fried ravioli was a thing when I was 17. Back when my mom paid for my meal and before I made the wacky decision to stop eating animals.

Uhhhh, have you ever had the fried ravioli appetizer? I used to get several orders of that as my meal when I lived in Michigan.

I wish my local farmer's market would let the friendly dogs in and ban double wide strollers.

I really enjoyed reading this! I like when couples are secure with themselves and with their relationship to act this way.

OUCH!!!

As a 12 yr of (or so) I puked all over the octopus fair ride at the Michigan State Fair. My father forced me to go on the ride, despite my protests that spinning rides make me really nauseous. Just looking at that made me want to puke. He pushed me on to the ride and watched me puke all over the place. Then he yelled…

My soda stream changed my life. I didn't buy bottled seltzer water very often (maybe a bottle a week) because I felt bad about the plastic bottles. Now I have seltzer water every day! I like squeezing grapefruit into my water.

Love!! Husbot and I also have matching Mario themed tattoos

Not my story, but I was involved...

I read the line about Bieber as "Otter Canadian" and spent too long thinking about what that could mean.

I'm also not a germaphobe, but I do lots of things on my floor (including, but not limited to, folding my laundry, laying out giant pieces of fabric for various projects and laying in the sun beam like a cat). I don't want poop specks on me when I'm basking in the sunbeam.

ah! That sounds awful.