Pranks can go wrong.

hahah! Somehow I have managed to keep our food yarn free. However, I did start quilting and there's pieces of thread all over the place. I suspect our life of (textile) fiber free food will change soon.

I used to have cats. Usually I had to pull the yarn out of their mouths/throat/stomach.

Ah yes, all over the coffee table... between couch cushions, under the kitchen table.

I pants my husband whenever he's wearing pj type bottoms. That's not why he hates me.

I knit and sew some of my own clothes. It's definitely more expensive, but if I factor in the time I spend at home making clothing instead of spending money on social activities it probably washes out.

All of the "nopes" on the internet.

It's so good. I relate to it in so many ways. Example:

"Excuse me for thinking a banana eating contest was about eating a banana!"

I came to the comments to mention Doyle! I loved when Paris told the girl "move along" when the bell dinged.

I'm going on year 5 of a copper IUD.

I'm beginning to think we're married to the same person, and that my husband was lying about "working the night shift" for the last 7 months.... (jokes)

Ha, I also went to a drag show! Everybody invited to my party was very much against going to a drag show so my mom, best friend and I went and had a great time.

I laughed out loud at that sentence... Also sharted myself but my husband wasn't home to laugh at me. Also in my pjs and undies I really liked. (Un)fortunately my best friend was having a bad day, so I got to make her laugh with glee. She still brings it up when she's having a bad day. "Remember that time you…

I had chiptole for lunch on Monday and dinner last night. No regrets.

I stopped buying Levi's when they changed the waist rise (not sure what the proper fashion term for that is) from low to "modern." It cuts below my belly button and makes it nearly impossible to ride a bike without popping the top button open.

Lots of vegans use bananas as an egg substitute. I think it's gross, personally. Some baked goods just shouldn't have the flavor of banana in them.

hah - that was the point! We did not want to be at our wedding all damn day and night. We wanted to have a casual hot dogs and burgers party in the park, after a quickie courthouse ceremony. This was not acceptable to my mother in law, as she wanted to invite 50+ people we didn't know, because she went to their…

It was pretty great. The wedding was (mostly) no bullshit as well.

I was proposed to at 6 am, after I was out dancing and drinking until 2 am. I was confused and crusty eyed. I had to ask him to repeat the question several times before I understood. Then he left for work after I said yes.