Irritating people was part of the fun of my wedding (which took place on a Sunday evening). The ceremony was 5 minutes long and started exactly on time. People showed up late and missed it.

Perhaps post college Rory changed her mind about why after she joined the campaign trail?

But.... How are people going to have a sexy party when facebook isn't working? How will they be able to invite others?

Married person here.

I hope she got to keep her number.

I think she left it at home!

I'm not sure how I can continue the rest of my work day without a resolution to the Nightmare Phone Girl story.

Hooray! Welcome to the "I don't have to worry about getting accidentally impregnated" club.

At the very least, try to get a group discount rate. Haha!

Eeeesh. 2 days of crap for a birthday?

Once I RSVP'd "no" to a birthday party that involved:

This post inspired me to google myself. 2 things came up. Fake information from my old job (correct name and company. Wrong everything else) and my profile on a popular craft purchasing website. I feel like a winner!

Also! Somewhat related....

Yes. This.