Kathy Griffin says the same thing, and she’s doing pretty good for a D list celebrity.

Christopher Walken used to accept every job he was offered if he was free. Not for money though, it was just a fun experiment

On a (tangentially) related note: anyone catch how the camera zoomed in on Matt Damon when Tracee Ellis Ross mentioned women of color in her Golden Globes acceptance speech? Those awards show directors, they’re not dumb!

Gee, how generous. Hope they don’t strain a muscle trying to pat themselves on the back.

Ugh, Afflecks.

Boob sprains are no laughing matter.

On the plus side, at least you don’t have a constellation of frightening personality disorders?

Oh, Meghan. Bless your heart.

agreed.

I beg to disagree. He performed at a company conference I attended and made 3 of our youngest salespeople disappear into his room.

Harrison says it best

It’s not, and one of my favorite things in the world is listening to Penn Jillette go off about it.

Breathe. It’s going to be okay.

Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra, kept in a pill bottle.

I’d say we MUST!

I sort of want to quote Lindy West at him:

I just emailed his office this:

Office numbers:

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?