He’s been listed as 6'2" his whole life. Then he had some medical info released, and grew an inch to just avoid being labelled technically obese based on his weight.

My 3 y.o. likes to jump on his trampoline while yelling “coconut booger!” Time to join the Witness Protection Program.

Please do that last thing. And post video.

That was my first thought! How can anyone make that V-suspender “top” and not know they’re copying Rudy? Talk about lazy & derivative.

Counter-point: Kristen McNemany (hit the big leagues at 28), Carmen Sant’Orazio (still working like crazy in her 60's), and literally thousands of women who aren’t famous names but who bring home serious fucking bank well into their late 30's/early 40's. Especially if they can transition from fashion to a more…

Also, redefining the adage “When you marry for money, you earn every penny of it”. Boy, that’s turned out to be a stiffer price than she bargained for, hasn’t it?

I admit no such thing! Well, the Shia thing, sure. But not that other thing!

Yesterday you besmirched my beloved Adam Scott by comparing him to the weird Fox News troll, and today you confess to this? I’m starting to have serious doubts about you.

I’m ashamed of how long that took me to get. Now I need to go pick myself up off the floor.

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I’m sure it’s fake, but it took me 3 minutes to find this:

My cousin calls this “tchotch-dropping”. You take tchotckes or various small items that you no longer want, & distribute them at work/friends’ houses/etc. It usually takes people long enough to notice that you can plausibly deny the whole thing.

I was constipated while pragnant. I’d have paid $20 a DAY for relief.

It sounds like our pregnancies were very similar experiences. I hope things ease up on you once the small human arrives.

Gotta get up to get down.

Not much to tell. I didn’t get the gig. But I do feel rather Fancy By Association for having gotten that far :)

I sat across from her in her office in Milan a few times, as a model. It was terrifying. She suffered no fools. And yet, what a show she made of being a powerful woman who was utterly at home in her power.

I bow to you, Queen.

I was in no condition to judge (yay beer). We have stayed just barely in each other’s orbits, and laughed our assess off about it, though.