Mark Wahlberg somehow skated on a hate crime charge for ripping out an Asian man’s eye with a meathook.

I low key hate Matt Damon after that interaction with Effie Brown on Project Greenlight.

National Park Service employees have gone fully rogue after Prump’s WH banned their tweets. Follow them if you’re interested in science and the environment:

GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

If every single Democrat doesn’t vote against DeVos, I will snap. She is a horrible monstrous person.

they’re bananas!

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

#LesbianShitasses4Lyfe

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

Leaving the protest on Saturday, I said “So next week, same time, same place?”

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

Did you not read the article? She does actively support his beliefs and did actively campaign for him, going back years. Stop projecting.

Hidden Figures is just a lovely film.

I’m still mad that Leo won for that stupid bear movie. All he did was look pained and grunt. I don’t care if he almost froze to death during filming – the movie was dumb.

Academy Award-nominated film Suicide Squad

One day he’ll accidentally give her a sock, and she’ll shout “I’m free!”

Our own Uday and Qusay.

Poor Melania! jk #faustianbargain

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.