I expect that most thought that normal precedent would be followed. That is, that they wouldn’t be replaced until a replacement is found and that they would be allowed time to process passports/sell belongings/arrange schooling for children/etc.

And he’d still have to first ask Melania where it is she’s from again.

My full-blooded Newf in the back, my part-Newf, part-??? in the front. Dirty window in the foreground because I have two big slobber monsters.

If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

Didnt he fuck the nanny?

I’m so sorry you have to be scared  :(

Aye. That’s one slimy fuckstick.

I hope there’s a hoomba. A human roomba, also known as a midget on roller skates who picks up your trash.

Better off Ted is brilliant! We rewatch on Netflix every once in a while & their Veridian Dynamics ads are so fucking hilarious.

Not to mention it’s the hottest nightclub in town for furries over 70!

Better Off Ted was so damn good.

Your friend in drugs who sticks around after the drugs is a goddamn friend, indeed.

I’ve been a little more than mildly depressed during his entire hiatus.

Texturizing paste after straightening with an iron. That carefree style is the result of an hour of painstaking styling by a $1000/hour stylist.

Yup, that did it. No nice lady with a bookshop in New York would do that. Neither would a nice lady who listens to call in radio shows on Christmas. Neither would a nice lady who wants to just be friends with Billy Crystal. Ah, the curse of playing the nice lady...

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

No no, Angie removes her earrings and goes after Maury

Man, those days when you are supposed to be the grown up good example, but you haven’t slept in three nights because who knows why and where are your shoes and you said the grape jelly was your favorite so why won’t you eat your toast and no you can’t take the cat to school please stop crying about it

...Dolan responded that he hadn’t seen hate from anyone on the pro-Trump side