I think it would have ended with my husband, and just my husband walking down the street. Because I only signed up to take care of the baby I gave birth to.

I cannot even imagine my reaction had my husband tried to tell me that. But it would end with him walking the baby down the gd street because fuck that nonsense.

And shouting down John Lewis, an American civil-rights hero, helps Bernie’s cause how??

In my compassionate moments, I do pity him. He spends so much damn time on the gasbaggy defensive, he’s had no time to develop any actual character.

Have you learned nothing? If you’re harassed, just quit your job. Boys will be boys, after all. And that will in no way help perpetuate that behavior. /s

As they say, not making a decision is making a decision. If you are on the fence, don’t.

As a mom to a 3-year-old, I completely agree: motherhood is damn difficult, and also the most basic-ass job on the planet.

this movie looks questionable but why isn’t kathryn hahn in everything? always? all the time?

Former actress here. Oh, do they exist. They aren’t even rare.

No.

Thank you for putting that song in my head. I am not being sarcastic. I still know every word, and most of the moves to the dance they did when they performed on Solid Gold and I recorded it on our brand-new VHS player.

Growing and changing = “being more closeted to avoid angering people”. Gah.

During the awful thing that was the RNC, I swore all the white blonde ladies looked the same. And I say this is a white blonde haired lady. But, seriously, they looked identical and it was creepy.

i think she wanted to use the n**ggA to be hip but ended using the one her parents use at home

It isn’t being used as a term of endearment, It’s being used mockingly. Replace nigger with dumbass and you’ll see. In the case of the first message, replace it with “dumbass friend”. Even the hard “er” is intentional to purposely differentiate and ensure there is none of the endearment variation “nigga”.

Well, I know my kids have been listening to them since infancy. :)

I wish I could get some kind of secret service detail for my kids upcoming teenage years.

That was a disgusting paparazzi trend. Aiming the camera lens for between the legs in the hope of catching women without underwear. Jesus, that was a low point for society.

Is it wrong of me to want Ron Howard and/or Henry Winkler to come forward with a few unflattering Scott stories? I feel like he was even more of a dickhead when he actually had a career, so you just KNOW there’s got to be some dirt on this butthole.

I live in LA and it was 91 degrees today. So I unless I get up at 6am or wait until the sun starts to set, an indoor treadmill is the only thing that seems humane to me.