Oh yeah, you know that this person just RELISHES every bit of it.

VINTAGE FLIP! There’s a new show on HGTV called Vintage Flip where they buy older houses in Southern California and fix them up fairly period-appropriately. It’s really good, not sure why it isn’t in reruns.

With the guy who makes all her tables. Calling it now.

My roommate and I are in a constant battle over this! She loves Fixer Upper and I’m a Rehab Addict devotee. But by battle, I mean we obsessively DVR both and pleasantly argue back and forth. But still, I’m right. Rehab Addict is superior.

Bonus points if there’s a “…and they lived happily ever after” or “Always kiss me goodnight” above the bed.

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.

I am now convinced Taylor Swift is a skeksis

I HATE SOFT TOILET SEATS. My aunt had one in her house in New York and I hated it every time.

You are parenting correctly.

Chris Kluwe forever.

Agreed. I find it astounding that anyone would listen to this dickhead when it has been proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he fabricated data for money. He is the worst.

Damn it. That is the most terribly clear example of becoming the monster you battle.

They’ve told me before that they’re not on board with Trump and will likely not vote, so I’m crossing my fingers that that is still the case.

Might look a little something like this, lolsigh

Just a little pinprick...

And that’s why I only go on Facebook to see what my local animal shelters are up to. My FB feed was flooded with similar crap and I just couldn’t take it.

1. It’s not defamation or libel if it’s true.

She should just have her cow kick over a lantern and burn the whole studio down.

I my stormcloud hued wardrobe is any indication, there is no such thing as too many grey (or black) shirts.

I love your friend. Thank her for me.