Or the MRA response: Frigid bitch! She would’t fuck me, so now I get to extract my revenge!

I’ve only been once, and didn’t have a great time. But that fountain wall is beautiful.

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m glad you’re safe — and stay strong. Report these fuckers (the creeper & the cop) and know you’re not alone.

I did not enjoy my 1 trip there (it was for work, and things went not so well) but that fountain is pretty magical.

I’m so not feeling “Swoki”. “Lord & Taylor” made me snort-laugh.

Hi, neighbor!

Is that Houston?

obligatory: (relevant at 0:39)

Until something bad happens. Then it’s “Why didn’t you DO something?!?!”

I learned it when I bought my 1st house a few years back. You learn lots of legal rules & esoterica in that process. I had no knowledge of such things when I was a renter ... tho I don’t think I ever rented a place w/o a closet.

That makes sense. Thanks :)

Wow. That’s ... unsurprising. I’ve lived in NYC.

ME TOO. I didn’t think I cared about Hiddles. Then I saw “The Night Manager”. Holy crap does he look good blonde. And pantsless.

Where do you live? I’m in CA & you legally can’t call a room a bedroom unless it has a closet.

Laughing at the idea of how a Park Ave. co-op board would react to a tenant having a pony farm.

I am mildly ashamed that I laughed at that. Well done.

The Italian word for for peach is pesche. I firmly believe that Italians only make peach gelato so they can laugh when Americans ask for “peh-shay” (fish) instead of “pess-kay” (correct pronunciation).

‘That’s not a geographical location.’

This. Also, while I appreciate the pale-on-pale color scheme in the abstract, I’m currently living with a small human myself and I would NEVER commit to trying to keep that clean.

Find something that starts with “U” for him to win & he can have a PEUGOT!