And BoJack Horseman.

To be fair, firefighter is WAY cooler than most other jobs.

I’m an actor - I’m occasionally on TV. My kid still doesn’t listen to me.

Meanwhile: good dog.

Mine is about to turn 3. Right there with you.

Signed. CA resident here - I hope the recall works.

Holy hell. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

Is it that she has no interest in being FLOTUS, or just that she has no interests?

I’ll sign up for the draft right now. And in gratitude all the MRA’s will change their tune in 3 ... 2 ... ... ... hello?

And Starr repeating the line he was fed, with slight variation each time. I see a bad actor rehearsing his script, and I want to smack the smile that keeps getting bigger with each “take” off his fucking face. It’s not a performance, Ken. It’s a rape scandal.

Dick Morris certainly is.

I was a model who was openly mocked by a stylist on a photo shoot for needing a “roomy” shirt. I was a B cup, and a size 0/2. You can’t win.

Oh FFS. How do you not “accidentally” trip & fling a knife from the next evidence bag into their foreheads? I would.

The fact that two women were the source of this bullshit makes it so much worse.

I love this song so fucking much. Somehow it fell out of my regular roatation. That’s fixed now.

I never miss an opportunity to repost these:

I believe the “blah blah blah” you quote is actually “Job or no job, You can’t tell me that I’m not”.

You are amazing - I know they can wear you down, but your last comment made me tear up. Time to go hug my rescued pitbull mix.

It is a secret dream of mine to somehow end up in a lip-synch battle with Jimmy Fallon, just so I can flawlessly perform the Wham! Rap.

Pet parenting: you are doing it correctly ;)