To your last point: Younger people tend to only be able to afford one new car at a time, so that one car has to handle everything. Also, a lot of shorter people like having a higher seating position. Crossovers give you more utility, seat height, and almost the same gas mileage as a “fun” car.

Bless your heart.

It was back when he and I were still dating, I should’ve cleared that up!

Neutral: when they realize it’s costing them sales. My fiancé and I will not give anyone our business if they pull insulting crap with me. The next time I’m in the market for a motorcycle, I already know I won’t be going to Ducati Detroit because I (with perfect credit, money to blow, and a desire for Panigale) was…

You can still get glass in Michigan at least

If you’re seriously looking for ringers... Call up your United States Strongman or NAS state rep. Engine block overhead press events aren’t unheard of, so two strongmen and/or strongwomen with decent gloves should do well.

I did live in LA for a while! I had an FZ6 out there, which has a nice integrated center stand, and much less fear of DEATH BY SQUISH

It’s a seriously horrifying prospect.

We use them, still doesn’t alleviate my Murphy-esque fears.

My bad, I thought “jack failure” would be understood to encompass “jack and/or jack stand failure.” We most definitely use both.

Yea - first thing we’re doing once we own a home is installing a lift.

Well, if someone taped that, it’d be a real niche snuff film and at least you could enjoy some posthumous fame.

I am terrified of jack failure.

If I had to guess, it’d be an FCA brand.

“You’re welcome.”

Not to mention how much matte hoods love oily fingers!

Personally, this would be the C7 I would buy.

You get the “chassis tuning, upgraded cooling systems, and performance technologies of the Corvette Z06" and can option up to the Z07 package for “carbon-ceramic brakes, Michelin Sport Cup 2 summer tires, and carbon-fiber aero package”

I can’t take credit, someone else came up with it a while back, but I will continue to use it at every opportunity!