****eyes glimmer with hope*****

wait question um ummm is this like a thing? i have only had ppl ask me if they should start a dressing room in two stores, and both times i had like an hour to get a dress so i was kind of throwing everything that could possibly work over my arm. i read it as a “aaayyyeee mama over there has her hands full and looks…

oh completely agree! i had to work weekends to afford my internship, and never once explored LA the entire six weeks, because every moment i wasn’t working unpaid i had to find a way to make 50$ to get food for the week. theres no exaggeration re: ramen. it killllllzzz me when i see my friends living the lavish life…

i will take your word for it and also adopt my children already wiped down and at least housebroken in the future.

i’m in law school now.

my eyelids just fluttered with no small amount of horror but that sounds sweet i’m sorry i just cant stop squealing they can’t even just baby wipe them a wee bit oh lord im shuddering a lil

i just screamed they don’t wipe them lil nuggets down first??????? _ohmygod_

she look bomb tho like 10/10 i would do like if i could like probs not foundation but stick some lashes on a bitch yaassss plz

i am a first generation kid if i invite my mother to my bachelorette party where i intend to have a lot of sinning going on i will have to pretend i am just as shocked as she is.

i interned one summer at a talent agency in hollywood. 40-50 hours a week, and unpaid/no school credit, cause i would have had to pay thousands for it to count for school credit. it was a lot of work, tons of late night emails, one hour long break, and a minor amount of bitch work sprinkled in (MARTIN LUTHER KING…

good lord i would let him do unholy things to me like even on sunday like even on sunday at 10 am WHEN MY MOTHER THINKS I AM IN CHURCH oh my god i don’t think i will ever not find this man delicious LOOK AT HIM LOOOOKKK ATT HIMMMM i need an inhaler

listen is this from the wretched avatar the last airbender movie?

lol same like my pants would have changed colors to dark horrifying menses scarlet

*whispers* someone yesterday linked to an article about anne hathaway and her crotch flapping in the breeze and there being photos everywhere. jez was hOrRiFiEd. but like, i guess we’re...over that now? ...

i was horrified by the jlaw leak and i’m horrified by the gleeful way jez posted lenny’s malfunction (before he even reacted). like no snark intended AT ALL, but if a female celeb who was also super free love hippy and cool, so like lets say ummmm amy schumer (just cause she seems pretty chill) flashed her vag in a…

AGREEEEEE dude i place her firmly in my camp of *~*~*regulars*~*~* (but also i hope she never sees this omg i would feel so bad if someone called me regular if u see this kate dry ur tears on a hundred dollar bill i am poor u r much better off than me trust)

honesetly though, i think this is comparable to a full on crotch shot though! like wardrobe malfunctions happen so often, with butts and slight nip peeks (which jez thankfully does not gleefully post the gifs of) but like... oh oh oh my god this is FULL PENIS. this is even more than lebrons like quick slip. this is…

if...if im ever on stage and my left tit pops out, plz don’t react this way. even if you think this is fair game, this is honestly def on my top ten list for worst things to ever possibly happen to me.

wait i don’t get it plz i don’t get it PLEASE EXPLAIN SOMEONE I ARE DUMB (and hate ketchup so maybe that’s why i’m missing the explosions plz someone help me)

from texas. def learned about the civil war in all schools. i think a lot of this *heritage* talk comes from family and friends and social groups. I mean think about it- most kids only learn about feminism in the suffragette sense and the 60’s sense, but somehow we’re all here with tons more knowledge and feelings on…