Watch Duck Dynasty with the sound off?

So for years Tyra pounded it into our heads that the key thing to any photoshoot is to “smize”.

And now, this new crop of Phillistines wants these models to have dead eyes. Sacrilege!

The problem is the old way of thinking present in the choice.

I would do more than lift up my chin and flare my nostrils if Adolphe Menjou blew his nose on my shoulder.

I vaguely remember watching this on an airplane and that is the perfect place to watch this movie. It’s an airplane movie.

Well, if she hadn’t said that, I personally wouldn’t know about this was her 20th nomination. Women should take credit for their achievements. God knows men do — take credit for women’s achievements, as well as their own. #ownit

Uppity and snobby for being proud of an achievement? She’s breaking a record, it’s a big fucking night for her, and Lagerfeld’s bitchy little lie completely overshadowed that for her. She’s earned it.

No way. If Michael Phelps were winning his 20th gold medal and people were blathering about his bathing suit, he’d have the same right to be mad.

It’s true. She’s entitled to be proud of and honest about her achievements.

Agreed on the fact that she’s a darker-skinned girl, I’m also surprised the first black Bachelor/ette isn’t biracial.

ME! And with a brown skin girl to boot. I was always sure it would be a super light skin, beyonce or passing type girl.

You people call liberals snowflakes but god forbid someone criticizes your right to bitch about political correctness. Sorry I hurt your delicate little sensibilities.

With all respect, it really isn’t recent. The Station Agent explained the terminology beautifully in 2003. I’m 48, and when I was a child, it was understood that midget was not a proper term for ‘little people.’

This is a picture I took in TJ Maxx. On the right is Calvin Klein. The left is Ivanka’s crappy knockoff. Maybe if her line had a ounce of creativity instead of being shitty knockoffs, it would do better.

“Tickets?”

How can his team be so fucking incompetent that they forgot to order the cake in time for a custom design? Jesus christ, anyone who’s every planned a wedding knows that the cake is one of the first things you order.

“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”

How come we only get 8 instead of 11? I feel like we are being cheated.

Of course they need men in it. They need to have someone die/get raped to give the women folk some motivation.

Ya, I mean we just had a huge national ordeal about fake news, but let’s go ahead and censor facts. There are other ways to fight age discrimination.