i just learned about #fajitagate! (it’s as wonderful as it sounds)

maga is yoruba for fool/idiot honestly this and her trash hair are the only good thing about this election

girl i couldn’t look away. like how can they have tinashe in peruvian remy and then stick britney in some $9.99 synthetic extensions from paris hiltons 2008 sally’s line?? like thats britney bitch (c)! yall need to put some respeck on her name T_T

i hated the animated movie and was trapped watching the CGI on a plane and thought i was going to hate it but i LITERALLY sobbed thrice.

pia mia a 1 hit wonder from 2015, her lack of fame truly tragic because the girl rita ora hungry

Bella was Zendaya’s co-star on the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED disney show, Shake it Up. She also did a terrible adam sandler movie and was pia mia’s old best friend, but honestly her greatest role was Shake it Up.

wait might actually be tee nah shay, but it depends on your pronunciation

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FALSE she was lead singer of the STUNNERS a band 14 year old me was OBSESSED WITH before she was on 2 and a half men AND she was the female lead on a cartoon network show Out of Jimmy’s Head for 2 seasons before 2 and a half men and honestly i loved the stunners so goddamn much i must admit i was literally personally…

i literally gasped

is it offensive even though its the geofilter the city of tokyo probably created?

i know people who felt that way about the rent movie but lemme tell ya i saw that in central tx in the 7th grade and it is the ENTIRE reason i decided to be a theater major and ten years later spend all of my dollars on nyu tisch and then two years later move to LA to work as a nanny while pursuing my dreams and wow…

the sweeny todd prelude because i am that absolute maniac who plays that on her 9am drive to work.

if they think they can take mulan from me

i see that you have not listened to sandcastles ._.

but... i don’t get it? is kim the bitch, or are they all bitches? they all seem pretty bitchy, cause they came for kim first, and then kim cause her clapbacks were a little regina george, but like... i feel like i give kim more of a pass cause at least she was defending herself? like ... i don’t get everyone acting…

*squirms with the energy of barely contained gossip*

yeah bey has gotten work done so i considered her and kate hudson but i dont think she’s ever done extreme body surgery tho?? that just seems like a performance risk but idk cause i broke my mother’s heart and didn’t go to med school

no but they stole three of our names and we are probably going to sue them tbh