u r not alone dude i am feeling real uncomfortable about the whole thing like i am shuddery and feel like i am on 4chan lookin for pics of celebrity booty holes

i feel a leetle gross for looking at this like maybe he is very upset about it and crying in his bed while his manager tries to get him to drink some tea or something? like if my boob popped out on stage and it got giffed probz id jump into traffic i mean idk i just feel really bad for him. like ReAlLy bad like its…

i mean just peep the jackson five homie that is an afro what sweetie up there is rocking is v v v v v firmly in twistout territory

-screams-

i’m a fucking psychopath this literally made me sob

she fights in her underwear in the losers and columbiana and i know this because i love her and she loves me

plz someone explain the natalie wood one to me my head hurts w how hard i have been trying to understand it ._.

what r u talking about no one lives on staten island

i just shuddered at the idea of paying ~~$200+ to go to vegas from LA like honey u know that is a 4 (3 if u w me) hour drive like honey do not pay the man ur moneys call me next time u want to go to vegas give me $200 bucks and ill let u lay out on my backseat an give u all the moscato an ginger snaps u can stand

YOU WILL TAKE MY CRIMINAL MINDS/SVU/VARIOUS OTHER COP/MEDICAL/FBI PROCEDURAL FROM MY COLD CURRENT LA RESIDENT DEAD HANDS U GODDAMN NAZI.

I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.

....but she hasnt.... apologized for using black women as props?

*waves green and white flag*

emma stone?

DON’T YOU PPL UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A -BAD- -PERSON-????

this made me pull my sweater up over my nose and SCRREEECHHHH

l-l-l-l-listen.... i do a bad thing and just .... sit there. since there normally aren’t that many people behind me (sometimes none) i kind of just take the chance that this seat is open and no one can stop me because im the teflon don.

i....i always wait until the last possible minute to board and then... and then i just sit in first class if there are a ton of seats open (and if not i just take the best seat i see) because i’m poor yet bougie yet also have no morals and side note i’m an opportunistic lil shit. *shame face emoji*

i just want to die cause it looks like all the leads in this movie are shaping up to be white and i was keeping my fingers and toes and intestines crossed for a lil color like y cant we find some fantastic beasts in the harlem renaissance plz maybe?

i’d get off that plane a widow and a single mother.