err... i’m one of seven and we flew internationally tons with just my mom but like i think we were cool. we all had like three books minimum (yay immigrant parents!) snacks, gum, and heavens to betsy those tv’s on planes are true blessings from above. i don’t think we ever bothered anyone because the older kids made…

tf is wrong w u tho a house hunters marathon is literally a blessing from above

omg noOOoOOOOoOoOOoOo what is this even she looks like she’s holding back vom nooooo

i’m really curious bout why ppl like this video but had a problem with katy perry how we do and tswift shake it off and miley we cant stop?

that was all typed in a fugue state 10 hours before my torts final and now i remember nothing but i think i passed so

not assault actually! one of the elements of assault is that the plaintiff must have been AWARE of the harm coming her way. this was just a blatent battery, as even though she wasn’t aware of the danger, she suffered harm. agreed that i hope she didn’t have to pay her own medical bills.

lol drake has a lyric in one of his new mixtape songs about having people “who can never leave canada too” as if canada is some sort of hard ass drug war torn country that he’s gotta smuggle ppl out of like he does act pretty had sometimes and that line lowkey makes me chuckle EVERY TIME

im with you dude i was struggling real hard to pronounce capsicum, let alone figure out what they were #bellpeppersforthewin

oooooooohhhhmmyyggooddd *kevin hart scream*

I LIVE IN LA AND I WANT THIS JOB AND ALSO I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO TYPE WITH CLAWS (which in effect will render me useless and i will be phased out so maybe ill take a while on that last part)

ooooooh my god u r my everything

those dudebros literally sound so heartwarming

trust me guys yall do not want pics i am SO UPSET WITH MAKEUP RN i have frustration wrinkles but thank you for the advice!! i will definitly look into the L'oreal primer, i've been hearing good things about that one!

hi thank you for the advice! i looked at the matte velvet, it seems v v good! my question is though, is it heavy? i am practically uncivilized in that if i feel my makeup it is liable to drive me crazy. i also ideally want all the grandeur that comes with a pretty matte foundation, but i don't want it to look super…

i think i will try sephora on off hours. i went when it was kind of busy and was too scared to bother someone for too long! i think i can splurge on foundation (i currently have NARS but i'm not sure it's best) but if i want to put gas in my car and moscato in my mouth probably i have to get the peasant brand…

wow that video was amazing!! thank you! anything that says shine control sounds like the thing for me, i will try that little guy out. and i will definitely check out LA girl, thank ya!

do you know if the maybelline primer is "mattefying"? i am a disgusting nerd and i took notes in sephora and that is one of the buzzwords i underlined twice. and are brushes like...things i should get? like we are all team no q-tips? cause i'm a lemming and i will follow ur words off a cliff if u say no…

it's sheer glow! and i think maybe the two concealers are the way to go it sounds like! do you have any suggestions for which might be best teaching a slightly precocious toddler how to highlight/contour? and is it like you use the concealer and then bronzer/eyeshadow after? also if my face is still shiny/dewy after…

i've tried youtube videos let me tell u i am functionally illiterate when it comes to hair and makeup. no matter how many videos i watch i will never be able to learn a skill from a video don't feel pity for me i'm already sobbing.

don't mind me just GROANING AUDIBLY