what... what is an "egg shaped blender"? and what highlighter would you suggest? also i think u don't believe how bad i am with makeup like if i try this magic with eyeliner i will walk out of my house looking like yzma.

*clasp hands eagerly*

omg ur amazing too were all amazing like we all wake up every day and the human body is super complex so that accomplishment is real amazing if you think about it

i've tried using just foundation and i think it makes my face look flat as a pancake (a really delicious and kinda cute pancake tho!) and someone suggested light contouring to me. I've never really been a blush person, but does that work as a highlighter? tbh if there was a just a colored pencil for faces that did all…

i just reeled backwards in horror, should i barge back into sephora and do a switch up on the foundation? i did ask for something i wouldn't feel, so maybe that's why they gave me NARS??

HI I DON'T KNOW IF ILL EVER NOT BE GREY BUT i just spent 50 dollars on Nars foundation and the sephora lady told me to come back for a contouring class where she wants me to buy at $47 dollar contouring and highlighting kit IS THIS CRAZY??

i mean i’m catholic born and raised and id be comfortable in a tank top and jeans in most churches

ok yes there is some bias in placing scary first, arguably posh could be first MAAAAYYYBBBBEE on a good day even baby could be second -never mind i take that back baby is solidly third- but like no one like ever put ginger or sporty before posh and scary i mean HELLO like HELLLOOOOOO the milky way is calling why don’t…

scary posh baby ginger sporty

thought you were referring to *~*FROZEN*~* lettuce like little elsa shaped cabbages and olaf shaped romaine but i stand corrected

if by “teen years” u mean this weekend when there was a reddit thread re: most fucked up disney movies and i watched mulan/lilo&stictch/the incredibles without leaving my bed to pee once ok sure yeah my teen years sure

literally fell out of my seat and convulsed publicly upon the news like i dont know what yall want like yall want a beyonce tay swift duet? would that make u happy? waffles dusted with gold and the tears of men? an unlimited starbucks card? IF THIS DOESN’T THRILL U WHAT WILL OMG

DON’T LISTEN TO HER DISNEY SHE DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S SAYING

i'm screaming my disapproval as an NYU grad whose parents make over the 150,000 mark but also have seven kids as well as dependents in the *~*~old country*~*~*. nyu is one of the few schools that doesn't take into account number of dependents at ALL *dagger dagger dagger*

IT'S LIKE I JUST KEEP GETTING HURT.

*giggles*

I AM NOT A TEEN AND I AM RIGHT THERE WITH THESE GUYS LIKE I FEEL LIKE MY HEART HAS BEEN RIPPED FROM MY CHEST Y GOD Y

god i just want to touch him

WE ARE ALL VICTIMS RN

ur gifs are helping me i am so nauseated rn u eeked a small momentary smile out of me before it was buried once again under my misery