I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE RN

I LEFT CLASS TO GO TO A CRAFT STORE TO GET A BLACK LACE VEIL

oh god someone catch me im feeling faint o o o my god i think im about to pass out i am *nauseated(?)* THIS CAN'T BE REAL IMAGINE HOW GROSS HER BLENDER LOOKS AFTER THE MASSACRE IM SCREAMING

google is also unsure who ween is yoooo WE R ALL CORPSES MAYBE

i can never in good faith say anything snarky about kylie again because i printed out a picture of her AMA dress and carried it around with me all week as i tried desperately to find a dress similar

o o oooooohhh my god im seeing double i never knew this

i used to cry on my math tests. like actual physical tear drops on my test. and then i would go sit behind the building and bawl. my teacher used to let me come in at 7 in the morning so i could get another hour to work on it. eff math man.

*whispers* why is nauseous the wrong word????

yooooo caffeine is no joke like i feel for u rn. my freshman year of college i waited until 2 days before my final paper was due to start because i was a dumbass who really just needed to catch up on vampire diaries apparently. but like i had a six pack of five hour energy which i had never tried before and also a ton…

oh oh oooooooohhh my god you just dislodged a repressed memory

i have probably a million because i'm the most anxious being you'll ever meet but i am also really against letting other people know that i'm a crazy person so most of the time i end up sobbing in my car but like there is one time in recent history i freaked out publicly

omg i am v anti these new developments unfortunately it looks like i'm going to need to take several photos of me feeding the homeless with my bare hands i am sure you understand

this need to take pictures is surprising because when i do good deeds my halo gets another bright star is it not this way for everyone???

i have watched every episode and have laughed till i cried I NEED LIVE ACTION LIFE IN THE DREAM HOUSE

listen i'm not saying i'm an expert or anything but i've watched a lot of criminal minds and too much law and order SVU so like im practically an expert and i would have nabbed this guy 15 minutes into the episode tbh

way too old for this behavior probably

it is just very important that prentiss come back to criminal minds now.

where is ur bump it lady how do u expect to be texan without a bump-it??

how i stand when i'm asking my crush to explain the reading to me in the library tbh

listen i don't know why i read every book in saddle club and then followed those glorious girls into their high school lives in pine hollow stables and SOBBED through lurlene mcdaniel but let me tell you THOSE HORSES AND THAT CANCER LOVE MADE ME THE WOMAN I AM 2DAY OK