This is like the movie Yes Man. But with shitting when you have to.

No. Do not turn that off.

DeClawed Foster

Google "Cool Runnings".

But will it take me to Flavortown?

If you make it to Lakefront get the cheese curds. Or their Friday Fish Fry. Mmmmmm

Or that it says Postseason 2012 on the dugout.

Pl.... Ploooose... Plus Wuh... Wuh.. N. One.

This is most likely what he said.

Sounds like someone purposefully mispronouncing "Danny Amendola" just to piss him off.

I had some Butter puh-can ice cream last night.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen!

Atleast he didn't create The Snack Stadium(TM).

Utilizing our new H. I. T. program, we will be able to coach individuals who are not able to protect themselves on how to handle situations should they find themselves being provocative in nature.

Yikes. I'm in Wisconsin. We had one week of hot (90s and humid) summer and now it's in the 40s.

Where the fuck do you live, on the goddamn equator?

Keith Olbermann goes WHOLE HOG on Roger Goodell and SERVES up the NFL a backyard barbecue of it's own ass.

"Webster's Dictionary defines domestic violence as when a dude and a chick fight in the house. This was in an elevator, and as such, clears him of any wrong doing."

You said "fucking douchebag", but couldn't go all the way and say "ass" instead of "butt"?

+911