I didn't click the article and laughed more than I should have. After realizing there was more to it, it lost it's shine.

That, my friend, is a rooster.

I can hear the collective "psh, written by a Vikings fan" dismissals already. Every word of this rang true. As a citizen of this fine state and inhabitant of it's Facebook feed, I must say: God Bless Drew Magary.

I hope you didn't dive so deep into character that you cannot return.

+1 Sausage Comparison Tool

The lag hasn't been too bad for me. Just about every other match would desync for 5 seconds and we'd both jump away spamming light punch til we were good again.

That "You are the fucking scum of the earth" line really crushes Jon.

Hunter Pence thinks driving a car into a building is parallel parking.

Do you enjoying playing games outside of work or do you now instinctively test every game you play?

This is ridiculous I mean who makes the rules? I can get a pie at Burger King, but as soon as I ask for a burger at Bakers Square I get weird look.

Because it looks awesome and I don't want to buy a whole new system to play it.