nice

Or he could have shit in the toilet, then went and bought some water to flush with. Guessing the guy wasn't a sophomore at MIT...

It's hard to handle when your family connections keep you from feeling what it is really like for most people when they become involved with the police. Give her a break already!

you mean this article? Nope, never happened.

stop being sensible. we are supposed to pretend court rooms don't have all sorts of rules that don't apply to other areas of a public building.

did he say "Flowers in the Attic" sister or just regular sister. This would make a difference. Maybe you should have clarified.

I'm not sure what it says about you that you've kept it for 15-16 years...

i read all these stories while having to poop but not having the opportunity to get it done yet - a weird kind of masochism.

"Hahaha touché."

i've found that in-your-face bush is the best kind around...

and even if it did cause the decrease, the show still unleashed Farrah Abraham on an unsupecting public, so I call it a wash

Daniel lied to me. He still owes me money and I will skull fuck your whole family if I don't get it.

Can we refer to this freezing weather as a "cold" storm and call it Brrrrrcules?

fact: Bears eat Beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

I still wonder why his racist remarks haven't garnered much attention (I thought they were as bad or worse than the gay remarks) and if those remarks had anything to do with A&Es actions?

please stop this not madness. We are on the internet after all - you will ruin it for everyone.

and a group of crows is called a murder, but a murder of crows with a stuffing of butt plugs is just called odd.

when we stay at hotels i think we all do...

i tell my wife this every night...