“I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘What?’ And then I turn my head slightly.” - Mitch Hedberg

I’m not a fan of Scalia’s politics or his views on the Constitution but I don’t recall him ever publicly speculating about how a specific Presidential candidate’s election would affect the country while he was still sitting on the SC. He certainly did not hide hid views in his court rulings or his opinions after…

Six Ravens, perhaps I wasn’t clear, and I apologise for that.

Rapists rape when drunk. Men just get drunk.

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

And, am I alone in knowing dozens—nay, hundreds—of men who drink like fish and avoid raping people?

Starrgazing: A timeline

One thing that really bugs me on the TNT broadcasts is how far behind they always seem to be on replays. You’ll see a questionable foul call or something, then they’ll flash to a slow-mo shot of Thompson’s 3 from four possessions back.

I appreciate the military and all but those hats make this feel like a fucking wedding in West Virginia

When I think of a duck’s friends, I think of more ducks, right? But, shit, he could have, like, a beaver in tow.

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it. How’d it start anyway? I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread. So do I! Well let’s form a club then. Alright, but we need more stipulations. Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let’s cut…

There it is.

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.” - Mitch Hedberg

Correct, only not ironically.

As a Giants fan, hell fucking no. Our pitchers rake.

By the way, I can see you. You are lonely, loveless and without any influence in the real world. Most of all you are judgmental, and that is why your neighbors hate you. The cashier in the supermarket you shop in hates you. The computer gives you an outlet and probably saves you from suicide, because feeling so…

You're a jackass. This article didn't romanticize a thing. If anything, it made it sound like an even bigger nightmare than it already seemed. Get over your problems by yourself - it's not on you to mete out more punishment and scorn to someone who paid their price.

I can only suggest you read more of my work or work about me to understand how I feel about crime and atonement, since you are interested enough to have such strong opinions. But thanks for reading.

In that case its not the war that seems pointless to me but the loss of human life. The average German solider wouldn't have conceived a plan to exterminate entire nationalities by himself, but he was manipulated into killing and dying for that cause.

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.