I hate dumbfuck Trump more that any candidate and/or person ever, and he scares the shit of me, but sitting justices shouldn’t make comments like these. Just because Scalia was moral free disgusting individual doesn’t mean justices should feel free to all act like him. RBG is better than this.

Dare I say “most” men are able to avoid rape rampages while drinking?

It’ll be a cold day in hell when I use a fake tongue to lick my favorite pussy.

I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall, I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry ‘cause I like loud music... So when he knocked on the wall, I’d mess with his head. I’d say “Go around! I cannot open the wall! I don’t know if you have a door on your…

I got an ant farm; them fellas didn’t grow shit. I said “C’mon, what about some celery? You fuckers don’t farm. Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.

in Italy we don’t loose precious time

Man, what did the Bulls do to deserve that burn?

I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... but it’s the bullshit replica, cause dude didn’t even get his degree.

Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

I’ll take any argument to get rid of pitchers hitting.

That is actually a good argument. Bleaching the eyes didn’t do the trick.

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

I think the Mets should get Pedroia to look him over.

odor stinks

his Betamax vcr not doubt

Odor really stinks.

I’ve always wondered about the name “training bras.” I mean what are you girls training boobs to do? And why can’t I find of video of the training regimen on the interent? So many questions.

+1 Grand Slam

She is beginning to resemble the ROUSes.

It’s true shit like that is hard to accept as reality...I saw my brother in law grab is teen daughter’s breasts while “wrestling” and it took me a couple days to let myself accept that I really saw what I saw. And then I reported the motherfucker.