for the gagillionth time, freedom of speech means THE GOV'T can't punish you for speaking, but your boss and/or fans certainly can...

or plenty of straight people who wish they had butt sex, sadly my wife is not one of them...

being tired is a result of not sleeping and doesn't require alcohol. From what I observe in others, mild is not how they would describe their hangover symptoms. Or whatever you like, I'll just agree with you.

she later became a vegetarian...should have seen the writing on the wall...(in my forties still no hangovers, of course I'm in bed by 830).

My friends all hate me for it (I'm going to assume that's why...)

I hate to rain on your parade, but I am one of those no hangover people. I mean I can basically mix and match beer, booze, wine (except red), drink until I puke or pass out, and aside from being tired from not sleeping I am fine the next day. No stomach ills. A mild headache at best. I once made a girlfriend puke…

Pull out worked great for me - if producing 3 pregnancies is your goal...

holy shit

for both Rogers and RGIII if it is to make sure there are fully healed then sit them, otherwise play. It seems like a quarterback can lose a team if they start getting sat for non-health, non-performance related issues.

well done!

Women aren't allowed to go around naked from the waist down, so the only relevant question is if the homeless guy could walk around without a shirt. If the law allows it for him, it should for her.

exactly.

no you are just being ridiculous :)

Aren't you size 8 fatties glad you finally have somewhere to shop? /sarcasm

I'm hoping this is all meant to be tongue on cheek.

after a few more years of marriage it's called the "get your fucking finger out of my ass you twat, I've been telling you for like 10 years that is disgusting" followed by a muffled reply "just the tip!"

Carlin is in fact the best.

once the element of surprise is gone, it is then referred to as the "I told you to knock that shit off-er."

when in the act of engaging in oral sex on a woman, one puts two fingers in the vagina, folds the third digit under so as to not impede the procedure, and inserts the remaining pinky digit into the rectum of the receiver. Why a girls bball team flashes this sign is open to interpretation.

also weather ≠ climate