people keep setting up these nonsense arguments and you keep knocking them down - keep up the good work...(not being sarcastic btw)

it was...

save me Barry!

what does people hating gays have anything to do with this?

At least he didn't kill the other Bama fan he was seated with...

man, Mondays are sloooow on Deadspin...

1From the dictionary: arising from or appealing to the emotions and not reason or logic. Or from wikipedia: in which a claim or argument is rejected on the basis of some irrelevant fact about the author (you know, like saying only twitter trolls or liberal bloggers care about the issue). Seems like either way you're…

It doesn't offend you but apparently does offend other Native Americans (judging from what I've read, not a small number either). Shouldn't that be enough or does your personal preference dictate what other Native Americans can find offensive?

real question here, not trolling - as has been suggested by others here, would you be ok with a white person saying, "hey redskin, what's up?" to you?

you bastard.

I too hate ad hominem attacks, especially ones like this, "I love how the only people who care about this are liberal bloggers... "

I didn't realize the ambiguity until you pointed it out...I was going for the 5% (unfortunately since I wish more people would see the ridiculousness of Black Friday creep).

ha! maybe I've inadvertently coined a new oxymoron?

i agree so much with you and yet I think we are a huge minority. It especially bugs me because Thanksgiving has always been my favorite major holiday (possibly because it wasn't so commercialized, but there taking care of that now by doing away with the holiday all together).

I don't know, any time I'm lucky enough to be in position to comment on whether a girl shaves or not, whether she shaves or not is the last thing on my mind.

it's a fluid situation...

I hate the fact that it looks ridiculous and yet women have been tricked into wanting to look like that...also I am honestly afraid that the women who get the really large ones will some day float away.

I know right - I've been reading these comments and some of them are like random word generators!

What is abnormal is the Hollywood thing where 60-year-olds have boobs directly under their chins...

fact: bears eat beets. bears, beets, Battle Star Galactica (sorry couldn't help it)