If that is true then the cop was lying because the dog never stopped being psycho...he pawed and whined and generally looked liked he would eat my face. He did one circle around the car and the cop said he alerted. Maybe that isn't how all dogs alert though, because at the school where I teach the drug dog barked and…

I wonder if any of these tipped helped this guy?

Donald is a lying son of a bitch. If I ever see the limp dick motherfucker again I will shit in his mouth. Plus he sold me schwag. Bitch.

finally some reality based advice...

i think not being an asshole is good advice no matter who you are interacting with - it gets you a long way in life if you try to treat people with respect...

i was recently pulled over by the k-9 unit (i had something hanging from my mirror which was his probably cause justification). I didn't consent to a search so he got the dog. Before the dog could even get out of the cop car it was going nuts, and amazingly enough, the dog alerted to my car. It's been a loooong…

but you're their best selling item ever...or something like that - hey i slept with your wife (oops that was done by incog already)

Days of Thunder?

I think that would give more credence to the theory that he beat himself in the bathroom...

I can 100% say that my wife has a friend who almost literally does not stop talking. Ever. Honestly, going out to dinner with her is hell because it will take her three hours to eat because she won't stop talking long enough to actually eat. I can tell when my wife is on the phone with her because all my wife says…

i admit there are places in Texas I like...wish we could just zap those place out of Texas

i would never miss texas...

at least it wasn't his dick on instagram...

no doubt the one you enjoy!

You have a point. I guess I would feel different if a kid from a not-rich family had a shot at making the show. I don't think one can reasonably argue that is the case. But lets face it, without access to a ton of money, most kids aren't making the show, unlike the Sr version which at least says people come from…

+1 gazillion million jillion

Making millions and millions of dollars from the talents of unpaid laborers.

Didn't know about the Masterchef portion of the training - but I get sick of all these kids being hailed as prodigies because they had the money to become what they are. I'm sure they had to have drive and determination, but so do a lot of kids who had no shot because they didn't have the money to learn to cook foie…

somebody else said they saw Troi on Agents of SHIELD

+1 for the swift reply