move to Wisconsin and there'd be like 27 bars to choose from in your one mile walk to the bar so it wouldn't be an issue.

it would totally annoy me if you sent me one too. Just sayin.

Agreed - Joe sucks totally. And he did throw it to Alexander. And on her PBS show, his mom sucks her teeth and makes loud smacking sounds when she eats. Totally grosses me out. I wish just once they would do blind tasting, both on the Jr and Sr editions. But that would mean they might have to get rid of their…

I would have enjoyed it more if they had done like you suggest. At least then it would be out there without this lingering hint of superiority.

The Wellington was the kicker for me too. This is a pretty throwback dish and yet these kids pretty much nailed it.

But more than exposed, these kids were rigorously trained to make the dishes. They were not raw talent rising to the top.

true, it was better seeing kids (or people in general) being rewarded for talent. Doesn't happen a lot on reality tv.

You said my thoughts perfectly - especially the "unspoken assumption" aspect. I think perhaps it unconsciously bothered me that we were supposed to think they were somehow more industrious or smarter or whatever than most kids, when really, just like kids in sports or other areas of talent, advantage allowed their…

That's the same discussion I had with my wife. We could not come up with an alternative because of all the issues you stated. I guess that's why I couldn't enjoy the show as much as a lot of people. Plus I found myself saying things like "I hate that little fat-faced fuck" then shuddered when I remembered I was…

I totally agree with you. Much more like Top Chef for kids. And RKSO nails it.

My biggest complaints were 1. the stuff they cooked and 2. the elitist nature of the contestants. I didn't expect them to make mac and cheese or pb&js all day, but come on! The only way these kids could know of and/or cook the dishes they did was if they spent most of their childhoods being trained by a very…

I'm glad he defeated Duke (cuz I hate dook), but Wiggins really needs to concentrate on defeating the buggers.

I think you have me mixed up with someone else. I'll make fun of women, men, what have you. Plus this is a story about Justin Bieber, so I am making fun of a woman...

Amen.

Why doesn't he just hold up a sign that says "I'm not gay, really!" Cuz that seems to be what this whole stunt is intended to show...

He still looks like a rat-faced, whiny asshole.

I'm going to issue an all tomato about writing shit like "wipeboards" - stop trying to be funny (punny!) or I'll stop reading.

awesome

all i can hear in my head is Elton John singing "hold me closer tiny vulvas" instead of "tiny dancer."

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