This was too important to leave grey.

Guy #1 is obviously a serial killer, but I kind of like Guy #2. "Even Batman takes shits" is a good pickup line.

Yah! She sounds brilliant! I love her.

there are few thing more traditional than having a mistress.

Values are only Family Values if they don't interfere with extracurricular sex with mistresses. The best thing a politician can do is called investigative journalists and let them expose these hypocrites especially if they are women and/or in the LGBT community. It is too dangerous otherwise. People are whack these…

True story:

Do they keep the donations in a stank vault?

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

He said heart attacks — not nitrates, aspirin, or beta blockers — are a part of the natural world. "Unfortunately, they mean that some people get sick and some people die," he said. "But the reality is that we can't just fill people with chemicals."

Seriously. It requires just as much physical skill. I'm so bored with the "cheerleading isn't a sport" people.

Mansplaination incoming... Brace for impact...

I used to live in Collier Co, and I am not even slightly surprised this is the thing that finally adds it to the immortal roster of Florida news stories.

Grizzled, and certainly growing that Kelly beard to cover up his plain features, Leo Tolstoy nevertheless knew how to hold a pen and use it.

You mean even women who are very accomplished are judged more on their looks than on their accomplishments?

And then I shot 600lbs of bison but could only carry 200lbs back to the wagon.

errrr... Hugh Hewitt says he isn't running. http://www.hughhewitt.com/romney-stateme…

I have literally never heard the name "Surge Knight" until just now. How much have I missed?

ah, the small pox shot. Everyone used to have that that super dooper scar that looked like a lamprey kiss on their shoulder. Mine is now barely visible but still there 45 years later. (It was a nasty shot).

On BART, my friend once saw a toddler signal to it's mom that it had to poop ("elimination communication") and then the mom took out a tupperware and had the kid shit inside the tupperware. On the actual train car.