Oh he's pulling on something alright.

once a day in the morning otherwise I feel grimey and not awake yet. but I don't shampoo everyday because curly hair.

I called this questionnaire 36 Reasons You Won't Be Answering My Texts.

Seriously.......let's try to look for reasons to be jealous of people in poverty and find things we can deprive them of. Like people routinely sit and think, "You know, I love living in my own home and having all the luxuries of the middle class, but what I really want is to barely subsist on the cheapest food…

Oldest rule in the business 101 book: appeal to everyone (and their money).

Stuck here for eight months.

It can't be, he said the penis has a hat.

It's really shameful how many people go hungry in our country. Seriously, Americans should be ashamed.

His face makes the photo priceless and endlessly creepy.

A lot of people seem to be giving you shit. I won't. I live in Alaska and chicken is regularly more than $4 per pound, regardless of which piece or whole.

Healthy cooked food. It is all well and good to promote cheaper, and healthier, homemade food. I can eat amazingly cheap buying dried grains, beans and veg.... but I have gas running to my stove and electricity to my fridge in my functioning kitchen and a short enough commute that I can get home after my only job in…

But who on earth would throw their pie for that awful woman?

I was so sad to hear about Taylor Negron yesterday. He was really talented and played so many memorable characters. Being known as "that guy from that thing" is not always a bad thing and can often being a testament to one's acting skills, but I am really disappointed in myself for never having learned his named until…

Real Housewives of Orange is the New Black?

OMGyes... You're awesome.

she looks like a lion fish

Wow. She looks GREAT. Gordon Gartrell...er, I mean, Roberto Cavalli, did right by her.

Nope. She puts herself on the cover of a book called Naturally Thin, in which she discusses how she stays so thin. She is the head of a company called Skinny Girl. She is basically a walking testimonial for a number of projects related to body size.