Why? I try to avoid this at all costs...the sweat, noo.

This girl is gorgeous. Hags much Giuliana and Kathy?

WTF? You're on the wrong website.

He should consider slashing his donut funding.

It's not Monday; why are you yelling?!

Do men get placed on leave after taking Viagra and having a five hour boner? Probably not.

And little kid toesies.

You think you have it figured out? Wait until peri menopause!

Did Karlie Kloss get charged $200 for leaving her contract, like with Century Link or DirecTV or something. lol? (I'm kind of drunk).

Ergot is a fungus; people have synthesized LSD from it.

Fashion is so silly!

You can't get pregnant from anal, right?

Fucking classic. I hate Idaho.

Why?

Cut this shit already.

Frederick's of Hollywood, no?

I just saw her last summer at the GF Store in Missoula; she's really stunning in person.

I'm an old, and I see this show as the young person's Sex and the City; it's ridiculous and I see no need to get twisted up about how the rich, white tv people afford nice places in Brooklyn and pay for abortions.

Whenever I see Lonely Island I think of "I'm on a Boat".

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