Can I play #RupertsFault?

Swear to God, I lost my virginity on a beach. For the sand reason, never again. It's cool to be able to say I did it, though.

Way to Go, Charlie. You've managed to make a Kardashian look mature and dignified in comparison.

I can confirm that unless you're really into vaginal dermabrasion, beach sex is not fun.

It's early morning where I am but I think I am going to have to "get a drunk" myself.

I don't think people actually just straight up have sex right on the sand though, right? I've had sex on the beach but on blankets and loungers. Its pretty nice with the moon and hearing the waves crashing.

I tried it, you get sand in crevices that it has no business being in.

Most creative elaboration on the English language yet...

Dude? There are at least two glaring errors in your FIRST paragraph. Stuff like that makes the average reader not bother reading the rest. You gotta proof your work, Mang.

Gritty for your pleasure

I think people just get so drunk and horny that the sand no longer matters to them. I'm pretty adventurous, but the beach...no. Nope, not happening.

Yeah, ok, there is that. But then it gets stuck all over you and is so icky.

This is great, and such a strong show of solidarity for the death of 17 people by a handful of extremists. Terrorism should not be taken lightly. Now, when do we think all the politicians will start marching in Africa, where like 2000 people were recently slaughtered in Nigeria by Boko Haram? I'm thinking that…

I hate the phrase "he's a grower, not a shower" more than anything in the world.

Argh I just wanna squeeze baby leg rolls, they're the best!

I told her to stand still for one second. That's the only photo I got of her face of all the ones I took at the museum this week.

That toe is not going to lick itself, Ma!

Yoga baby!

You say realism, I say rudeness.