You should hang your head in shame for this. Koalaswim makes you think you're gonna see, oh I dunno, BEARS! But, oh no, no no. It's steel-tipped dick all in my eye. You turd.

I should've known- it was a Mark Schrayber story right here on Jezebel. The suit is held by a clamp attached to the lower intestine, near the rectum. (I think Dlisted may have terrorized me with this suit, too.)

The poop is the reason I thought it had to be fake. However, since you're being LIKE THAT, I'm going to try to find it. I'll report back in a moment....

I'd embed a pic if I knew how, but I think one version of this suit is held on by some sort of butt plug contraption. I tried to block it from my mind, but I think the pic I found had the butt spread open so you could see it. I ran across it the 1st time (horrible accident). I will not Google that on purpose. Ever.

YES! I was trying to think of what it put me in mind of!

He's kinda perfect, isn't he? I bet he smells good, too.

I've been thinking about that. I think it's tucked around his dong/satchel, around his leg to the buttcrack and then back around to the junk, but I admit I really don't know.

Let's hope that she can find more roles worthy of her. Seeing her opposite Pierce Bronson in the Thomas Crown Affair was everything. It really was refreshing to see two grown and sexy people (as opposed to pairing Pierce with someone half his age, which would normally be the case) getting it on without any apologies.

i know they say it's tough for actresses of "a certain age" to find work, but it must be nice to be able to choose NOT to work for 6 years because "meh" and still have that nice garden in which to putter. vs. living in a box under the bridge.

Never. Gets. Old. He's actually achieved a level of personal grooming on-par with what women are expected to do (even his eyebrows!!)

I feel you.

Cold weather Jezzes, get your "grandma's undies" asses down to Costa Rica and get away from weird words like vortex and Arctic. This is home a couple days ago. Please excuse the crappy iPhone photo (unretouched and unfiltered of course)

Well this bi lady thinks it's silly.

What's with all the extreme back arching? Is that supposed to be sexy?

OMG how have I not seen her? I am always really excited to watch new trolls roll around on the ground throwing tantrums.

Where's the lady who keeps going on about her "lawyer husband :)" because she's got to be excited as all fuck to tell us about how often she's going to frequent this baby lifestyle site

Tom Ford Limited Edition Neroli Portofino baby wipes, anyone?

I still think this could happen.

They're married "in name only", they sleep in separate bedrooms...

I'm so sorry to hear it. As I wrote in the other response, I just can't imagine how selfish that person must be to do this to people.