When my nana got older and started doing weird shit we found her a nice older gal to live with her and take her to the hair dresser and the market on Sundays. Her daughter might want to look into that.
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Someone need to take a break from all social media and sit in on a week's worth of 4th grade grammar lessons.
Madonna spells about as well as I expected.
hilarious, & impressive & all without wearing blackface——great work.
I didn't mean to imply it wasn't ok. I meant to imply that I've dated crazies too, and that you aren't alone in your feelings towards dating.
The only time I would ever date a still married person is if the divorce papers had already been served but things just weren't finalized by the courts yet. I could live with that.
Smart move. I'll have to remember that one.
Right after college, I shared an apartment with a friend who had also been a co-worker when we were living in a different city. Some married guy back in City 1 kept hitting on her. She managed to keep him at bay, but a few months later he flew to our area (City 2) on business, and left her a message on our answering…
OH GOD. So glad you got out of there.
Oh god, I recently tried an online dating site again. And one "nice guy" that messaged me liked messages that were a little too long, but seemed genuinely interesting and fairly interested in me (maybe a little too "you're so great," but whatever). But within 2 days he had mentioned experiences that left him with…
I mean, fuck. Maybe I'm not looking for Mr. Right, but typically I have to rule out that you're not a) married b) super lame/homophobic/racist/Conservative... whatever c) going to wear my skin as a coat before I fuck you, guy. And that will likely take more than one date to determine. So keep it in your goddamn pants…
Just like it happened to Carrie!
God, I fucking hate that song so much. Every time I have to play it (Oldies jock) I remind people there's NO WAY it'd be a hit today because - CHEATER - FUCKING ASSHOLE CHEATER. I leave out the profanity on-air. I need this gig.
Yeah, this is... this is the typical experience. I feel. Like, one date goes well and it's on to the fucking dirty talk. Can't you just pretend I'm a person and not a walking vagina for, like 3 dates? Thanks for not wasting my time, I guess.
It's not so simple- she really was the redhead in the black satin top drinking mojitos at the Drake. It wasn't so much a ploy as a trap laid by a lying asshole. The author got out unscathed, but I feel all kinds of sorry for his poor wife. She probably has no clue what she's married to (and has reproduced with).
Always upvote David Tennant's laugh.
Oh my god. I had something similar happen, albeit not from a missed connections ad. Although I've definitely heard of guys listing a vague description of what they're looking for on MC, I never heard a story like this. Mine was basically that I met a guy on OKCupid while working overseas, he was in a neighboring…
Slightly similar to my meeting a guy online. We chatted and Skyped for months before I flew to Chicago to see him. 24 hours in I find out he's on parole after having been arrested numerous times and held involuntarily at a mental institution. Whoops, he totally forgot to mention he's required by the courts to take…