clearly a fan of swallowing.

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Please don't.

1. VodkaSamm

1. VodkaSamm

Binge drinking is dangerous stuff, and really not a joke, Sean. Just look at what shotgunning did to Hemingway.

"Missouri? Nope, I think I'll just hope for a Game 6."

I always thought "muggle" was the Potterverse equivalent of the n-word. "Mudblood" implies mixed heritage, so it's likely on a par with "mulatto" or "quadroon."

Your Honor, I would like to file for summary judgment in the case of My Fist v. The Counselor's Face, as preliminary discovery has turned up evidence that he's a total prick

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.

Philadelphia once tried something similar with notable basketball players, but unfortunately, Allen Iverson just wouldn't fucking train.

I'm pretty sure removing your helmet to headbutt a camera is an additional two minute penalty this year.

This guy is amazing but whoever the guy in graphics that snuck in "Son, they shook" deserves an emmy.

The microphone drop at the end had me rolling.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

The Washington State flag at every GameDay is one of the greatest traditions in sports. God bless the Cougs.

Raysism is losing his god damn mind right now. That dude can't stand being second best at anything, even if he's second best at being the worst. Now starts his campaign for 2013 Deadspin WOTY.

So, yeah, about that membrane. It's not a bad idea to remove it: slide a knife under it at one end, grip the loosened bit with a paper towel, and wrench that sonofabitch free. I'm signing my own death-warrant, here, but: this is not a necessary step. Your ribs will be less chewy without the membrane, but they'll be…

I'm going to reserve judgment here, because the last time we had a Patriot on PCP, he f*cked Marilyn Monroe and sent us to the moon.