Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Pup Guard-a-gola.

Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

Why do they polish the balls in the CFL?

To be fair, no one actually watches the Bucs.

So he is raising money for the family of a boy who died of a Toomer? They are lucky they have him in their Corner.

Did someone say a shot in the leg?

Man, I only wish an established commenter had thought of that name.

There's no employment discrimination claim here, just a potential defamation claim by Priefer against Kluwe. And since truth is an absolute defense to defamation, the cell phone evidence would be helpful to Kluwe. On your specific question though, employees can potentially sue if they are fired as retaliation for…

They were going to let him watch Florida games, but were concerned about a possible Eighth Amendment suit.

When...the ball hits your glass

"See, bad things happen when you pass the ball."

The BBWAA regards Hall of Fame voting as the ultimate privilege

He wouldn't work at ESPN.

If Artie Lange never used drugs, he'd look like Dan LeBatard.

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There certainly is a big opportunaty here, but the Anglers should mullet over. I've been herring that they are willing to do anyfin to keep Trout, but with the price he'll command, they probably cod do better.

More Jeb "@Mobute" Lund in 2014 plz.