I've cashed out from my Bovada account before and it was no easy task. First of all, my acct had to hit 1000 which was so hard to do because you know, I like to parlay things and I am not that good at gambling.

"It's our word, we can use it."

I manage a restaurant in Lakeview but have been looking for a career change. I'd really like to apply for this job. Anybody got any advice?

If there is a group of death... We're in it.

It was all good until he brought the hot dog into the fray.

A Confederacy of Putzes

Also see the Small Ball Theory created by George Plimpton. Not really gospel but definitely a handy piece to reference when I get angry about the DERP-i-ness of some football writers...

Local Gin won't meet your family.

BECAUSE HE IS SO FUN

KEEP US POSTED

// Cut to A-Rod's people furiously leaking that "Tacopina is a fucking idiot."

BUT WAS HE PROMTED??

Cut to A-Rod's people furiously leaking that Dempster is a "Fucking Canadian."

Just to be clear. You are hating on over a hundred videos, calling them all unfunny, AND judging people who do. On a Friday.

I really can't help but wonder why they would pick Lincoln Park as the neighborhood... Here are my other (better?) neighborhood choices POWER RANKINGS...

Yup. I know.

Will someone please find 0ut what Emoji he used?

Couldn't be happier for the Celtics. What a great hire.