+1

Can't wait for Aaron Hernandez to pin this whole murder thing on his friends, then embrace God, start pre-game dancing and become a hero

Gold. Thanks so much.

I. Must. Read. After an semi-exhaustive search I can't seem to find it... Link me up Scottie?

I really love him too. That man could give a shit.

or the Bible

Totally unrelated but does anyone else feel like Infinite Jest is a super popular example of people-saying-they-read-it-but-didnt-really disease?

Agreed but I think "mediocre" is really understating it. He is straight up horrendous. This team has a lot more potential than a first round playoff exit.

+1

I will say that bone marrow is a fantastic dish when roasted by a professional. LETS GET BURNEKO ON THIS

Oh word. Good looks.

My friends and I are thinking about leaving Chicago for a random & debauched weekend in the midwest. The idea is to go to some other, spur-o-the-moment, semi boring (within driving distance) town and drink and generally wreak havoc. We were originally thinking Indianapolis... because, wtf why not. But they hosted a…

You guys should check out the Pardon the Inturruption pool over at ESPN.com. Michael Wilbon filled out the single most embarrassing bracket I have ever seen. Seriously, he got something like .5% of his picks correct And Georgetown was his Nat'l Champ... So there's that.

Ever since that awesome Foodspin piece about skin on chicken thighs, I have totally avoided boneless skinless bird tits. I do enjoy fire though, so ill probably give it a shot this spring

THIS

Whats up with Reagan Maui'a (Cards RB)? Dude says he met her. "She's definitely real."