Not sure how you can have the last name McKnight and not instead say "♫If ever I believe my worrrrkkkk is donnnne... then I staaaart Back at One (yeah)♫"

...why would you tag your Instagram photo with #instagram ?

Don't disagree with the last sentence, but it sounds like the answer to the first part of your post stems from what would equate to obstruction of justice charges. And if he did try to actively interfere with the investigation, I have no fundamental problem with a multiplier.

Oh don't worry, I'm sure the dumbest paragraph ever written about A-Rod will soon appear in the comments.

GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT ARM?!?!?

Not pictured - Jordan shaking down the kid's mom for the "gazillion dollars" the kid bet him that he couldn't still dunk.

"We're going to be hopefully hiring a number of other smart people to write and edit and make beautiful visualizations and graphics."

Also worth noting that you're being pedantic about one thing, then being permissive about another thing.

In Jacksonville, the jorts are going to stick no matter what you try.

Blaine Gabbert couldn't throw a beach ball to a six-armed man.

If A-Rod's trying to prove he doesn't have an injury, then it would be pretty stupid of him to not consider physicians outside of the YES Network.

It would be interesting to see how the media would handle Oden going to Miami. Would they refer to them as the Big Three plus Huge One?

Lincoln Park, eh? That bar is now a Lululemon.

Nice body, but she's still a buttercream.

Poor form for a cornerback.

The cake did not have a casino theme.

Clippers Swap Eric Bledsoe For J.J. Redick

Oh, fuck you suns.

Popular Internet Sports Writer Bill Simmons is Making Fun of Women's Tennis by noting that neither Serena Williams nor Maria Sharapova, the two female tennis players he has heard *of, will appear in the Wimbledon Final.