Fuckin' worked our nuts off for this trophy

"Twice in 17 seconds. Sounds about right."

It's a residential neighborhood with a fucking stadium in the middle of it, do expire really expect it to be any different? Not every stadium can be built in the hood like Sox Park

He may be the first athlete to get lean by giving up lean.

damn, he's gonna be real pissed when he finds out heaven is imaginary too.

Wow, good point. Maybe everyone should have health insurance.

Rest assured, Tom, you're not the only one who has issues with a Dell product. Ever tried commenting using an Inspiron?

This might be the funniest Foodspin yet - masterful work, +1.