Of course, Gaga probably thought it was an homage and not a call out that the songs fit together so suspiciously well and probably figures the “She’s not me” had nothing to do with her.

“Now I have a comfortable home that’s all paid for, it gives me some freedom,” she says. “I figure I can do what I want.”

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It you just google “Jessica Chastain age” there are like 10 stories about her lying about it.

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I’m more sad about Aisha Tyler’s marriage failing.

Whatever. I’m all for following your bliss, but Sharon has been capitalizing on her union with a mental incompetent for 40 years. The everyday dysfunction, indignities and humiliations of her life with Ozzy are why Sharon Osbourne is a thing. Cheating is least of all the obscene, embarrassing behavior she’s presided…

In Cam’s defense, Kelsey was/is an asshole.

this is so well-written and i would sincerely subscribe to your newsletter. do you have a blog?

my only quibble is that this “fame” isn’t really much compared to their husbands’ critical accolades. it’s an embarrassing sort of watching-a-wreck fame, mostly.

i will say that the current beverly hills housewives (the…

The entire Housewives ethos is about purchasing fame as the final frontier of achievement. Fame is the dead end that plastic surgeons, realtors, restaurant owners, businessmen, etc. hit when they think they have it all. Housewives gives men (by proxy of their wives) a platform to be famous. And they get jealous when…

Related: Bianca on Rich Kids made a comment about getting “David Foster-ed”: Left when the going gets rough.

I know! I read this like, “what have we given up all hope of Kylie ever escaping this weird predatory relationship..”

Because the mother was recently arrested for drug possession? I’m sure it will be cared for because they have money tho.

Because the entire Kardashian family is a fucking disaster?

Hmm. Well, ok. I hope the baby will be well cared for.

Lol yep. Just like OMG THE BIGGEST TRY HARD, THIRSTY, MOST VILE PERSON ON EARTH!!! poor old Madonna.

DEAD AT THE SHADDDDEEEEE

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FTFY