Good artists copy, great artists steal, QUEENS steal back.

“Now I have a comfortable home that’s all paid for, it gives me some freedom,” she says. “I figure I can do what I want.”

LOL I’m not giving her a hard time for demurring about her age. Live your best life Jessica! But if you’re going to sit her and act like she’s a paragon of chill and acceptance about how old she is (and how old we think she is) then you are objectively not correct. I read a film blog pretty religiously and there are…

You’re 100 percent wrong about Jessica Chastain. She (or her representation) absolutely lied about her age—shaved like five years off, and then a former American Idol contestant she went to high school with called it out. In subsequent statements, she’s been cagey and demurred that her age shouldn’t matter. I think…

I’ve never been less than thrilled to see Kirsten Dunst anywhere.

The medical community is failing the public so hard on “chronic Lyme disease.” Like, where in this conversation is anyone remotely qualified to teach me about medicine? I’m sick of “learning” about it from celebrities with no credibility or authority whatsoever. Medical associations should be dyyyyyying to correct the…

Their best case scenario was getting you to write/talk/think about them. You’re writing/talking/thinking about them. Voila, their best case scenario.

Whatever. I’m all for following your bliss, but Sharon has been capitalizing on her union with a mental incompetent for 40 years. The everyday dysfunction, indignities and humiliations of her life with Ozzy are why Sharon Osbourne is a thing. Cheating is least of all the obscene, embarrassing behavior she’s presided…

I learned every word to Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion when it aired daily on ABC Family and still think the line is “Flake off, Toby!”

The entire Housewives ethos is about purchasing fame as the final frontier of achievement. Fame is the dead end that plastic surgeons, realtors, restaurant owners, businessmen, etc. hit when they think they have it all. Housewives gives men (by proxy of their wives) a platform to be famous. And they get jealous when…

“To make things more interesting, let’s assume Kylie and Tyga will either stay together in some capacity for the conceivable future or get married at some point.”

I remember from the Gloria Steinem controversy, people got so shady about Lands’ End clothes! I lived in them when I was a kid. But getting vitriolic about basic basics seems dumb to me, especially when the company never tried to go all J. Crew high-fashion delusional.

LOL Bobby, c’mon. You can feel the Kardashian fantasy and objectively see what a toxic, unhealthy space this is for young people. At the same time. And as someone else said—if she’s several months along, couldn’t that drug possession arrest have fallen during or around the conception?

This shady headline is in poor taste. Aubrey Hepburn didn’t do anything wrong.

One Nicki line always comes to mind: “YO, what I gotta do to show these girls that I own ‘em?”

FTFY

What is wrong with you? “Help us find this guy” is code for “inundate this man with harassment, threats, attention, etc.” I can’t imagine sitting in my NYC office thinking “hmm, let’s bother this stranger who was videotaped by a stranger, visibly minding his own business, and intrude upon his life.” Garbage.

Waiting for Jia to decide whether or not Rumer is allowed to call this “bullying.”

Also, Joanne Chang of Boston won the bakery award—well deserved for her Flour bakeries and at least one cookbook that is legendary in Boston.

Maybe from now on Jezebel should just link out to good pieces about words and how we use them (ahem....Jia.....). This sounds like an interesting read.