The best thing about these cars is that they are pretty, but there is nothing in them to break. And you can’t get much more under-stressed than a V4 tractor engine.

NP! Is there a new car out there that lightens your wallet by $55k that will bring so much joy to your life? I think not!

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Panic makes wieners of us all.

They’re sexy looking cars, but they drive like a Japanese Buick and they’re WAY more complicated than their performance can justify.

...and this is why we will never have fully autonomous cars on our streets. We are too ready to blame the system instead of blaming the driver for not paying attention to what he, the traffic around him, and the electronic systems were doing before he had the crash.

Oh, sweet Jeebus - that grille! Do you remember when the BMW kidneys were actually elegant? Say, on the e38 7-series? I’m astonished that BMW’s designers learned nothing from Acura’s failed bird-beak or Lexus’s laundry basket of a grille.

Harsh.

OMG, perfect puppies and kittens! Why are all of these wonderful animals not snapped up instantly? What the hell is wrong with us?!?

Have you tried actually airing up a tire with this thing, or does it make the list just because it’s cheap? Most of these things take forever to do the job. Like, 30 minutes of forever.

Have you tried actually airing up a tire with this thing, or does it make the list just because it’s cheap? Most of…

This is how the world SHOULD work.

They were indeed lovely in the years after they lost the belt-buckle hood ornament and before they lassoed their third owner (because he was a hot mess).

Yeah, owners of modern Z cars rarely care about the brand’s history. As late as the early 1990s, Z-car owners of all stripes would have fun sharing a wave or a blink of the lights at an intersection. That’s almost gone now, unfortunately. It’s only the enthusiasts in obviously modified Zs who understand why the old…

I want an exploding propane tank.

LOL! Women are SO silly! They’re so cute when they try to do human things. But they do make great arm candy.

The fj option is nice, but I’d consider just pulling the rear seats out of your mini and building a padded platform back there for your companion. You already own it and love it, you know it’s quirks, and a purpose-built solution will almost always be better. Spend all that extra money on national parks admittance…

The A7 looks like a roach.

There is something unresolved about the rear end of 5-door sedans that just makes me shiver with disgust, and the previously mentioned Audi A7 is no exception. Think of the rear end of a cockroach, or a turd that you pinch off mid-poo. Something about the proportions simply don’t work well. It’s why the Panamera…

YES!! The GT will baby!!

...and are too wide to fit any sports car I know of.