Early Acura Integra seats are understated and inexpensive, if you can find d a set in good shape. Better are sport seats from an 80s BMW 325is or 535is. (320i sport seats are even better, but cost 2x as much.)

The Toyota is better? In every tangible way, maybe, but in the realm of the feels? No way. Your car rocks, dude.

Nice, but the artist forgot to include the rust.

WHERE’S THE BEAST?!?

It’s about time. I don’t care how wonderful their cars might be, I would never own one because of that beak. It was just SO ugly...

“Blah blah, blabbity blah blah.” (<— That’s my imitation of a bloviating British colonel who has been everywhere and knows everything.) If I can’t see the sides of my car, I have no idea how to spatially orient the world around me. Sorry, it’s just that way. I’ve tried, but if I can’t see the corner of my car, I…

Aaw, come on. Be fair. You’re comparing a god to the statue of a god.

Jeeps are the horseshoe crabs of the automotive world. Heck, from certain angles there’s even a certain family resemblance...

And this is why we will not have autonomous cars in our lifetimes. People can’t resist the urge to blame others for what should be their responsibility, and manufacturers will never release technology which will certainly get them sued for billions of dollars. Stalemate. Ten years from now we will still not have…

Okay - that is NOT what the white frosting is supposed to look like. Do you have a stand mixer, or did you try to make this by hand? With the use of a KitchenAid and the whisk attachment, mine came out virtually indistinguishable from Italian merengue but in 1/10 the time.

Mind not blown. I’ve been to a museum before. Sad.

Daily driving your project has big benefits. “That weird vibration I can’t pin down” turns into an obviously broken halfshaft. “Random overheating” turns into an easily identified exploded coolant reservoir. In short, drive it until something breaks!

Can’t you just see the Craigslist ads? “$49,999 - one owner, never raced. (salvage title).

It’s a street car, not an NHRA career-maker. Few street racers will be dissuaded by this, and those who are will be shoved out of the way by a hundred other hopeful buyers with hot cash in their fists. Pointless, indeed.

Buick, please get rid of the dual chrome buttholes. Please. They looked Pep Boys on the Camaro, and they don’t look any better on a family sedan.

I know this is old, but I’m going to say it anyway. BLESS YOU!

Dude! 50% depreciation on a car that’s only five years old isn’t bad! From the buyer’s perspective, that is. Not the seller’s.

Sure, it COULD work. But will they be able to resist the temptation to script jokes for the cast? Shows like that work the best when they’re constantly threatening to wobble off the rails.

Those wheels turn it into crack. As in, Bob Marley’s crack.

 The Mazda is an A- student who is always smiling and happy. The BMW is the class valedictorian who’s afraid to have fun lest their average drop.