just keeping his brandt hot for poking himself in the ass

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

Gotta watch those curbs, man.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

Would you prefer it masquerade as news like on some other channels?

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Terrible. Hamilton was known for his defense and his range but never really had a gun.

Goddammit. This one got me.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

Wait, it looks like he double-hit it - once off his bat, and again, off his scoreboard bat. Nats should’ve challenged it, that’s an out.

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

Fuck, man.

Still outrageous how Miami-Dade County fell for Loria hook line and sinker and allowed him to swindle them to the tuna $500 million.

NOT A FISH. DISQUALIFIED.

Stupid sexy flounders.

this is a joke about deflategate and the headline please star and +1 thanks

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.