There was nobody more deserving of the success he earned in the world of ‘rasslin. I have never in my life felt for a wrestler more or cheered harder than during his run to WM30. I never laughed harder for a wrestler than when he was in Team Hell No. And I never cried more for a wrestler retiring than tonight when he…

But what about Greeeeggggggggggg? He's ending the year in style because WE demanded it!

Damn. Beat me to it.

Seconded. Bacon wrapped things or pork chops would also be an acceptable answer. Everyone forgets beyond the whole "corn" thing that Iowa is always in the top 3 for pork production. Loose meat sandwiches are gross, and I don't know anyone that drives to Muscatine just for a maid-rite.